OMG The Tech Finally Be Here. We Gonna Live Forever.

Yes the technology has been developed! Throw away your insurance. Eat, drink, smoke, shoot up whatever you want. Take any risk you want! We will all live forever …. even if we die. Scientists just revived organs an hour after death. Read here.

In the work, published on 3 August in Nature1, researchers connected pigs that had been dead for one hour to a system called OrganEx that pumped a blood substitute throughout the animals’ bodies. The solution — containing the animals’ blood and 13 compounds such as anticoagulants — quickly restored some organ function, such as heart contraction and activity in the liver and kidneys.

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What? Yeah, just pigs so far. You don’t think its safe for humans? Now how many of us are that far removed from our porky friends anyway. You know almost all your med and cosmetic products go through animal testing first right?. Stop your pigotry. Pig lives matter.

OMG. I mean pigs can’t quite fly … not unless some of us sprung for a plane ticket … but now they can live forever … and just you wait, they will evolve wings. OMG, what if your bacon suddenly started singing at you … an hour later … in a heavenly and choral oinkopera … only because it would have seen the light and returned to tell about it. OMG, could a clearly enlightened and accomplished and…